Too many years have gone by where I have sat at the dinner table in complete disappointment of the taste of my butter.

Mine used to. Like so many, I suffered with stretched out, flimsy crotch covers. I figured that since I was huge I was doomed to this fate.

Your sitting there enjoying booze and conversations with your friends. You've put on a full spread of goodies and all are enjoying the cool breeze of a late night summers evening.

Where to sleep? What to sleep on? This is a question sometimes never asked by the fellow large body. He just buys what's on sale or inherits his slab from relatives.

I've occasionally considered the purchase of a pickup, but the big ones (the

I've heard the Commanders aren't selling too well and are probably going to be discontinued.

My Jeep Liberty's been pretty good, but here's why I'll never buy another Jeep / Chrysler / Dodge....