I’ve been a fat guy as long as I can remember, and especially tall since about middle school. My sizes/weight haven’t changed significantly since I was a teenager. I am now 32.

As a child I moved around too much, was born in New York (though I have no memory of the place and haven’t been back yet), then lived in Southern California - San Diego specifically, where I still have some family I’ve been known to visit.

Next was a somewhat unpleasant period in my life involving rural Florida, where I just did not fit in (for which I am very grateful) - somewhere I try never to return to.

Around 8th grade I moved to Belleville, Michigan - a place I will always consider my home town. It was a place of liberal acceptance, intelligence, and opportunity which, after High School and College, put me on the path to where I am now, which is a pretty damn good place! Working in entertainment in the Los Angeles area, hanging out with friends, and lusting after technology (on which I tend to save money by tricking friends into buying instead!).