Cool cars and dumb boyfriends

I was refilling my water the other day and there was this dude who looked just like Vince Vaughn standing off to the side smoking.

 

This while his buddy, apparently, was letting their trophy Hollywood blonde bombshell ditz machine try and drive his convertible Ferrari 430.


It was tragic. She kept slipping the clutch and hitting the rev limiter.

 

She barely made it out of the parking lot. After she did we were left with the smell of fresh Italian roasted clutch disc filling the air. I am hoping that at some point when she got out of the car, for the sake of Italy, they placed her head under the rear tires and sampled each gear the car has to offer.

 

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