Order two dinners!?!? I know you're thinking - I'm being too obvious with this article. "Fat Guys Only" and he writes an article on why it's gnarly to order two dinners for yourself. Yes, we are all slobs and consistantly eat more than we ever possibly could. Hey baby, it's who we are! Rock'n!
To simply read the first couple lines and then dismiss this article as, "Yeah I get it.", well that would be a mistake. I am not here to tell you ordering two dinners is cool and hip simply for the sake of having metric tons of foodage before your over-sized and stuffed face. I am here to tell you why it's more COST EFFECTIVE to order two dinners instead of sinking dollars in to appetizers and sides. Ta-Da.
At $7 to $12 for most of the appetizers out there worth putting your chompers to work on, you know as much as I about how pricey it can get. Then start adding in those sides and soon you've spent all your stripper bus cash.
So sitting there one day at a 'yet to supply sponsorships dollars so I will not mention this rather popular dinner outlet' it dawned on me - "It would be cheaper to just order two dinners!" I get a mountainous amount of food, I get selection and I get to look like a bad ass when they serve me up like "The Don".
I (you) get to sit down and potentially stare at chicken, steak, fish, noodle salad, potatoes, shrimp, cheesy goodness, the list goes on and on! And best of all, I can get away with only dropping around twenty-five cold, sticky, deep fried greenbacks. It's really a no-brainer.
The only obstacle is to get over any stigma you might have ordering two dinners. Personally I don't think you should give the smallest marsupial shit about it, but if you are a regular purveyor of this site, then I don't have to tell you this.
To summarize....
1) Order two dinners (sometimes three)
2) Save money get everything you want (well almost everything you want)
Joined: 2007-03-12