Underwear falling off?

Mine used to. Like so many, I suffered with stretched out, flimsy crotch covers. I figured that since I was huge I was doomed to this fate. I have lost count how many times my soiled undies were hanging down by my knees. Only my pants keeping them from falling to the floor. Christ if that ever happened...Google "3 Mile Island" and you'll start to get an idea.

 

So what did I do?

 

Stop buying Hanes! As much as I can't stand the idea of walking around in a silent torture wearing George Forman branded undies from Casual Male; they really saved the day. I won't lie to you, it is a feeling of violation everytime I pull them on. This feeling of some large ex-boxer grilling my buns away from everyone elses prying eyes. But it does mean undies that don't stretch out and that is worth it.

Casual Male Forman Underwear They come in an array of sizes to fit all. If you are like me and pack a tiny cannon but large ammo cans there is enough breathing space down there to keep them all rust free. I am not one to use the piss flap but it's there and remains pleasently sealed until you command its opening. I usually just drop. It is that function of my urea evactuation that tends to stretch out the lessor brands. And 65% of the time I am saturated in some form of whiskey furthering the wear on the elastic.

 

And you can even get them shipped to you free!

 

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